In the middle of Nowheresville lives 16-year-old Mike who wants out of his crappy life - permanently! Spending his time devising ways to do himself in, he considers the fatal brain tumor in his head as a godsend. That changes when he meets a girl and falls in love for the first time - without even knowing what love is.

前俄罗斯特种部队干员尼基塔受雇去消灭一家工厂里庞大的私人保安力量，这样他那可疑的雇主就能要挟工厂老板。但尼基塔和跟随他的一群熟练战士却发现拥有这家工厂的其实是一个与俄罗斯军方有染的危险军阀。